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Q) CompuGlobalHyperMega.Net is really long. Why such a convoluted domain name?

A) I believe this quote from episode 5F11 titled "Das Bus" will answer why I chose CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet.


Homer: Oh, what am I gonna call my Internet company? All the good names are taken. Oh wait, I've got it! Flancrest Enterprises! (looks in a book) D'oh!

Marge: What exactly is it your company does again?

Homer: This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, InterSlice... come on, Marge, you're good at these! Help me out!

Marge: How about... CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet?

Homer: Fine, it's not important... What really matters is my title. I think I'll make myself... vice president. (excitedly) No, wait! Junior vice president!

Q) Why are you making this database in the first place?

A) I believe this quote from episode DABF10 titled "Blame It On Lisa" will answer that question.


Ronaldo: I tried to write, but I didn't know what state you lived in.

Lisa: It's a bit of a mystery, yes, but if you look at the clues, you can figure it out.